7 rules to making millions as an Internet talking head
As broadcast television goes through it’s prolonged demise, more and more people are turning to the web for the kind of talk show entertainment TV pioneered. Two shows in particular; What the Buck and Rocket Boom are almost mirror universe twins of shows like The Daily Show and Talk Soup.
What’s really fascinating, not only do they get an audience that some cable networks would love to have, they’re actually making money. Real money. What the Buck host Michael Buckley and Andrew Baron, producer of Rocket Boom are making more than many of their broadcast television counterparts. Some estimates have What the Buck earning $100K a month. With 180 million video views, I think that’s possible.

So what’s the secret of their success?
For starters, both talk about pop culture and celebrities. The potential audience for that is just about everyone. That’s a good place to begin. But they both have their own unique slant and target towards specific audiences. Rocket Boom has gone through a series of hosts, all of them attractive women capable of delivering irreverent pop culture news to a geeky audience. Michael Buckley is flamboyantly gay and fits the stereotype of the snarky gossip queen. Both shows know their audience.

But it takes more than that. Fortunately it doesn’t take any money. Thanks to the never-ending bandwidth at YouTube you can broadcast to as many people as you want no matter how ridiculous the video.
Here 7 rules to becoming a successful talking head on the Internet:
1. You have to “pop”
In television we talk about people who “pop”. It can be a subjective thing, but usually it’s not. It’s not always about looks or charisma - but having those help. Someone who pops is a person that easily stands out from everyone else. A very pretty girl with no personality isn’t going to pop as much as a more average girl with a sense of humor and style. Again, it’s an odd thing. You know it if you see it. If you don’t see it in yourself, that’s no big deal. Just become a producer like Andrew Baron of Rocket Boom. He finds people that pop and puts them in his shows.
2. Be funny
Just about every talking head on the Internet has this going for them (or extreme sincerity like Leo Laporte). This can be tricky. Rocket Boom and What the Buck are probably a little too snarky for general audiences, but they are perfect for their demo. If you’re not sure if you’re funny, you’ll soon know in the comment section of your videos.
3. Know your audience
Michael Buckley didn’t start off by trying to promote his delivery and his videos to born again Christians who don’t watch television. He aimed his videos at the kind of people that read Perez Hilton and watch TMZ. You shouldn’t pander to an audience, but you need to have a clear idea who you’re trying to reach.
4. Write and speak really, really good well
To get people to watch you day after day you have to sound like a professional. Those “ums”, “you knows” and other bad speech habits we use in day to day life have to be nixed when you want to reach a very large audience. This starts by writing good copy. Yes, write down what you’re going to say. Then say it like you’re not reading it. Sound tricky? That’s the biggest difference between someone who looks likes a pro and someone who sounds like an amateur.
5. Find a formula and make it feel new every time
You’ve got to be consistent at what you do. You also need to keep developing material and bits. Don’t do the same show everyday. After a while people will get bored with it. Chances are they’ll get bored by it before you do.
6. Make it visual
Both Rocket Boom and What the Buck have simple sets, but they both use lots of graphics and music to make the show visually interesting. It’s so easy to add images and graphics to your video, there’s no excuse not to.
7. Promote, promote, promote
To get and audience you need to get people to watch your videos. To do that you need to make sure you’re following good meta information procedures and telling everyone to come see what you’re doing. Pick up a bullhorn and don’t put it down.
After you’ve followed these rules and earned yourself a What the Buck or Rocket Boom-sized audience, the monetization part is easy: Sell ads in your videos and get a cut of the YouTube ad action. ‘Nuff said.
Have some rules and examples you want to add? Send them to me!
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